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|2-JOKES n CRAP
by Dead Head
Q. Whats red and screams?
A. A freshly peeled baby in a bath of salt water
Q. Whats red and climbs up your leg?
A. A homesick aborton
Q. Whats red and can't fit through doors?
A. A baby with a Javelin through its head
Q. What have Blackburn Rovers and a 3 pin plug got in common?
A. They're both useless in Europe
Q. Whats grosser than gross?
A. Shaggin' a pregnant woman and getting a blowjob off the foetus
Q. Whats grosser than gross?
A. Finding a pubic hair in your bloody Mary
Will Carling: Doctor my dicks gone blue
Doc: Ah! you've been dipping your wick in di!
NEW DISNEY FILM STARING O J SIMPSON - The Lyin Coon
Q. Whats red and lies in a chippy
A. An abortion of chips!
Thats all for now jokesters!
The dead one
DEAD HEAD/NFA
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